Dinner conversation topic: Shaun White, Olympic snowboarder.
David: “Oh, snowboarding is on tonight. I LOVE snowboarding.”
Jennifer: “Cameron, Shaun White will be on. He designs those tee shirts you like.”
Cameron: “I LOVE Shaun White!”
David: “Yeah, well, I like him more than you.”
Cameron: “No you don’t, I like him a LOT.”
David: “Cameron. You’ve never even SEEN snowboarding.”
Cameron: “So? I have three of his shirts so I MUST like him more than you.”
David: “No you don’t, Cameron.”
Cameron: “Yes I DO!!!”
David: “Cameron, I’ve watched snowboarding like a hundred times, he’s my favorite snowboarder. I HAVE to like him more than you.”
Cameron: “David, you DON’T!!!”
Thankfully Justin decided to start eating his spaghetti like a dog and caused a distraction before the debate turned into an altercation.
© Jennifer Alys Windholz, 2010