Jokes At Four AM

I don’t know if it’s good or bad that I can do the NYT crossword puzzle on my iPhone when I can’t sleep. Last night I managed to doze off between 3:00 and 4:30 a.m. Then Cameron came into my room because his stuffy nose was keeping him up.

He took some Dimetapp and laid down by Penny. “Mom, why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?” he asked me out of the blue.

“Huh?” I responded, groggily.

“Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle? Because if you do four plus four, you get? Mom, you get…”

“Huh? We’re doing math? In the jungle? Why are we doing math in the jungle?”

Suddenly my brain woke up and engaged. “Oh, I get it, you get ATE. Funny stuff.”

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