Hit The Road, Jack

Here are some things that just need to go away.

If this Kardashian would go away, so would the d-bag she's with.

  1. The Kardashians.
  2. The entire cast of Jersey Shore.
  3. Gnats.
  4. Moammar Gadhafi.
  5. 24-hour news cycles.
  6. The phrase “epic fail.”
  7. The Westboro Baptist Church.
  8. 7 inch high platform heels.
  9. My gross neighbor who just pulled into his driveway and is hacking loogies right now practically right outside of my bedroom window.
  10. Viagra and Cialis commercials (especially during sporting events).

There are more, but it’s not like I’m keeping a list or anything.

© Jennifer Alys Windholz, 2011

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