Here are some things that just need to go away.
- The Kardashians.
- The entire cast of Jersey Shore.
- Moammar Gadhafi.
- 24-hour news cycles.
- The phrase “epic fail.”
- The Westboro Baptist Church.
- 7 inch high platform heels.
- My gross neighbor who just pulled into his driveway and is hacking loogies right now practically right outside of my bedroom window.
- Viagra and Cialis commercials (especially during sporting events).
There are more, but it’s not like I’m keeping a list or anything.
© Jennifer Alys Windholz, 2011