America’s Finest News Source

If you are a regular reader, you know how much I “heart” The Onion. Sometimes I don’t even have to read the articles and I still find myself chuckling over just a headline for a day. Here are a few that are making me laugh.


  • Nation’s Dogs Dangerously Underpetted, Say Dogs
  • Smooth Jazz Musician Forced To Listen To His Own Song Over And Over While On Hold With Time Warner Cable 
  • Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
  • Last Male Heir To Bloodline Watches Movie Alone On Laptop
  • Nation’s Optometrists Finally Starting To Recover After Raucous Optic Disc Expo 2011
  • Father Who Messed Up Visitation Schedule Consumes Entire Dora The Explorer Birthday Cake
  • Goofy Guy Named Gary Enlivens Otherwise Intolerable Wedding Reception
  • Search For ‘Kick-Ass Shelves’ Continues
  • Bitch Be Gettin’ All That Way
  • Syracuse Leaves Big East For Woman Named ‘Misti’

© Jennifer Alys Windholz, 2011



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