WordPress analytics can be quite fun. At the end of the month it’s always interesting to see what search terms have resulted in directing traffic to my blog site. I really don’t know what these search engines are thinking. Here are my favorites from January.
human league makeup – Clearly someone is going to a bitchin’ eighties party.
secret goldfish – ???
soup nazi – “Come back. ONE YEAR!”
+”i had to pee” +”still had to pee” – We’ve all been there, sir.
punch hole in wall hotel – Are we looking for tips? Stories? Repair kits?
what if my 5 yr old wont wear clothes to bed? – Extra blankets, I guess.
jennifer ramble – Hey, now we’re getting a little too personal.
remington steele suit – I’m assuming he’s accompanying the Human League chick to the party.
boys are smelly – Word.
spongebob shits himself – Can’t say I’ve seen that one.
© Jennifer Alys Windholz, 2012